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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3830 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 379 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 55 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!