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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 486 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!