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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4214 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. And don’t even get me started on the pigs, they’re wearing top hats and monocles, living their best life.
But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, our zombies are friendly and just want to give you hugs, and our llamas can speak fluent French. Ooh la la!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).