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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9311 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Farms Harvested: | 670 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. And don’t even get me started on the pigs, they’re wearing top hats and monocles, living their best life.
But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, our zombies are friendly and just want to give you hugs, and our llamas can speak fluent French. Ooh la la!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).