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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9462 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. And don’t even get me started on the pigs, they’re wearing top hats and monocles, living their best life.
But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, our zombies are friendly and just want to give you hugs, and our llamas can speak fluent French. Ooh la la!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).