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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7913 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Mines Excavated: | 1691 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. And don’t even get me started on the pigs, they’re wearing top hats and monocles, living their best life.
But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, our zombies are friendly and just want to give you hugs, and our llamas can speak fluent French. Ooh la la!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).