Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Slimegames

    Slimegames

    Welcome to SlimeGames!

    Play minigames, Kill mobs and players to gain Slimes and Levels and prestige! Buy keys to earn more and find unique boosts. We have variety of minigames!

    We currently have:

    MobArena

    SlimePvP (Custom kits) (CTP)

    Kit-PvP (normal)

    Slime Spleef (FFA)

    Village Defense

    ParkourMania (advanced)

    Tower Defense

    Creeper Punch: knock creepers out of the arena (more kills the faster they run) fill Creeper meter to get more rewards. Avoid Creeper air drops from making you fall!

    More games soon

    MobArena:

    Play minigames, Kill mobs and earn different Slimes from different mobs. Upgrade your potion effect to progress and kill harder mobs and buy different powerups and grind your way up and get stronger weapons and buy bosses! Enter different Arenas.

    Prestige System!Grind for slimes and levels from playing games once you have the requirements you can prestige and earn things from the shop!

    SlimeShop:

    Purchase boosts with slimes to increase rewards and rank up faster!

    Prestige as much as you can to unlock more boosters, kits, rewards and more!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • TCB Network

    TCB Network

    TCB Economy, Claims, and Freedom! *Now with guns!

    The goal of this server is to provide an exciting experience with a player driven economy, while maintaining vanilla Minecraft mechanics. At TCB, you also are free from the endless restrictions and rules of most servers. Claim your land, create businesses, build towns and cities with your friends, and build up your wealth by creating shops and businesses. The choice is yours.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Legendscraft

    Legendscraft

    Embark on an exciting Minecraft adventure like no other. Our server offers a captivating gameplay experience with a dynamic economy, engaging quests, and land protection for all players.

    Immerse yourself in our thriving in-game economy, centered around crate keys. Acquire these keys using in-game currency and unlock crates to discover unique and valuable items. With a wide range of rewards, you’ll always have something exciting to aim for as you progress.

    Protect your hard-earned creations by claiming land. Our land protection system ensures that your builds remain safe from griefing and unwanted interference. Focus on building, exploring, and expanding your empire without worrying about unauthorized modifications.

    Unleash your inner adventurer through our carefully crafted quests. Embark on epic journeys, solve puzzles, and conquer challenges to earn exclusive rewards, experience points, and valuable resources. Engage with a vibrant community of fellow players as you embark on quests together or compete for leaderboard rankings.

    Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a curious newcomer, our server provides a welcoming environment for players of all skill levels. Join us and become part of our friendly and thriving community.

    Come and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on [LegendsCraft]. Join us today and let the journey begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SurvivalCraft Network

    SurvivalCraft Network

    Welcome to SurvivalCraft – A World of Survival and Adventure!

    Custom World Generation: Immerse yourself in a breathtaking world with unique, handcrafted landscapes and terrains. Our custom world generation creates a one-of-a-kind experience, ensuring every corner of our server is an adventure waiting to be discovered.

    Vote Parties: Become a part of our vibrant community by voting and celebrating your support! Vote parties are a regular occurrence here, offering exciting in-game rewards and fun festivities. The more you vote, the more you contribute to the party!

    Exciting Events: Our server never sleeps, and neither do our events! Engage in thrilling treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and community-building challenges. The excitement never ends, and you’re always invited to join the fun.

    Custom Items: Unleash your creativity with our exclusive custom items. From powerful tools to unique weapons and rare gear, our custom items offer endless possibilities for you to enhance your survival experience. No two adventures are ever the same.

    Survival, crafting, and adventure await you on SurvivalCraft. Our custom world generation sets the stage for a unique and unforgettable experience. Join us today and embark on a journey like no other!

    Server IP: survival.craft.gg Website: www.survival-craft.eu/ Discord: www.discord.gg/ACMSmyqWGe

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 222
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TntGames

    TntGames

    Tntgames is a small, yet fun server! The owner is very active and new games are constantly being added!

    The server is online for most of the time as it has 24/7 capabilities, although it sometimes restarts.

    This server supports Java & Bedrock crossplay! Bedrock IP: 70.39.212.30 Bedrock port: 19132

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SkyIsles

    SkyIsles

    Welcome to SkyIsles Network! SkyIsles is a newly emerging server offering OP Skyblock and soon to be OP Prison. We are looking for a friendly community of both players and staff! Hope to see you there

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • FadedLands

    FadedLands

    We are a brand new kitpvp server we have many kits ranks and more if you join now you can be one of the first people to join i upload a lot of videos on here on my youtube channel Splippy https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAd2Hlq8ZK1OtVUU0YQu0oA?view_as=subscriber Join the discord for giveaway updates announcements and more!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Kneipenkiste

    Kneipenkiste

    This Server is mostly used by german users. So the chat and voicechat will almost be german.

    This is a small Minecraft Vanilla SMP server on 1.20.4 without any datapacks or vanilla game changing features. Come on up, there’s cake.

    To be able to join this server, it is required to join our Discord server an let you whitelist by the bot. You have to try to join the server first. Then you’ll get a code. Message the Bot with this code and you’re whitelisted!

    The Discord Server: https://discord.gg/mWvySd6

    Rules & Policies:

    Griefing on other bases and other players loot is disallowedUsing a Hacked Client is disallowedClient improving mods (e.g. QoL Features like a minimap or inventory sorters) are allowed as long as they do not include features that can used to hack, cheat or allowing you to do client enhancing stuff that was not intended to work on vanilla servers.Be patient with other players on the servers. (If you don’t, they might make use of the chat reporting feature mojang implemented a few updates ago)Illegal texts, images, skins and other media are prohibited on the server. (For example nazi symbols)Violation against these rules might get you banned.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Westloch

    Westloch

    What is WestLoch you ask? We are a community based semi-vanilla survival Minecraft server. Our main goal is to bring back the good old days of survival, but with a little flair.

    One thing we focus on is to make sure everyone has a level playing field. This means there will not be any pay to win items, every perk is achievable just by voting.

    We have staff with years of experience when it comes to running large survival servers. This is a passion project for us to make it the best possible experience we can. We are in it for the long haul, so strap in and take the journey with us.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafting For Christ

    Crafting For Christ

    Crafting For Christ has a Survival Server. Our Survival Server offers the best of Vanilla Minecraft. Classic, vanilla survival for you and your friends to come to play on! For people who just want to play the game as it is.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Primal lands

    Primal lands
    Server IP: 23.230.3.61:25506

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Rusty Toenail

    Rusty Toenail

    Rusty Toenail is an Anarchy Minecraft server, with no rules whatsoever. Do anything you want, grief anyone you want, we DON’T care!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SlimeLab

    SlimeLab

    ​A Taiwanese Minecraft server that started with the “Slimefun 4” technology plug-in! We hope to bring players a wonderful and humanized gaming experience.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Nationmc earth

    Nationmc earth

    NationMC is a custom Earth world designed to create townswithin nations around the globe! Invite your friends tocollaborate in a real world location navigating around the world!

    Server IP: NationMC.net

    Features:» /Help & /Menu (all custom features)» Earth Map» Towns & Nations» Land Claiming» Free Voter Ranks» Custom Enchants» Guns» Drugs» Vehicles» Casino» Marketplace» Chest Shops» Player Warps» Stackable Spawners» Random Teleport» Fishing Tournaments» Daily Rewards» Seasons» Quests» Skills» Custom Heads» Player Tags» Anti-cheat» Friendly staff» Hosted on the US East Coast

    Server IP: NationMC.net

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/5HzfpX2kcM

    Map: http://NationMC.live

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • UltraicMC

    UltraicMC

    A semi-vanilla survival server that aims to be feel vanilla whilst still changing the experience and making multiplayer convenient. Doesn’t have pay-to-win, and never will. Free speech without toxicity. Come play! play.ultraic.space

    We officially support Bedrock cross-play (19132) & 1.17-1.20 clients, though 1.8-1.16.5 still work. We have a server modpack that offers up to 2.5x more fps! Instructions for installation are at https://performance.ultraic.space/ .

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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