Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 New Chunks Explored: 354547
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Animals Bred: 116

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Sevanial’s Playground (1.20+) | SMP [Java & Bedrock]

    Sevanial’s Playground (1.20+) | SMP [Java & Bedrock]
    Hi there. My name is Sevanial and I’d like to welcome you to come visit my server.

    This is a Survival Multiplayer Server.Some QOL things were added like a day counter, instant tree chop, veinminer, etc.

    There are also some commands:

    – /randomtp– /home– /spawn– /tpa– /workbench– /enderchest

    [ Addons ] – Anvil Restoration – Use iron to restore your anvil– DirectionHUD – A convenient hud– Dismount Entity – Get entities out of boats/minecarts– Double Doors – Both doors will open at the same time– Essential Commands – /home, /tpa, /spawn, etc.– FallingTree – Chop one wood block on a tree with an axe and the whole thing falls– Inventory Totem – Totems can activate even in your inventory– Mineral Chance – Mining gives you a small chance to get a random ore– RandomTP – Randomly Teleport anywhere in the server– Recast – Recasts your fishing rod automatically– Respawning Shulkers – Shulkers respawn at End Cities– Veinminer – Mine an entire ore vein at once

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NugCraft

    NugCraft

    Drug Economy/ Factions server! -Parkour -Most wanted mod! Jail and Cops being added atm The Server is new, but there are already a ton of secure plugins put in place to have smooth gameplay. There is a black market in spawn where you can sell the three drugs you farm(Weed, Acid, and Coke). We will be adding more drugs soon, but you are also able to sell many other items at the shop in spawn or through chat. Server name: NugCraft Server Ip: [51.81.163.239]

    Come join and possibly receive rewards! Owners: – Shower -Fourskin

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Animals Bred: 168
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • XyroCraft

    XyroCraft

    Xyrocraft Minecraft server on 1.20+ (primary) you can use version 1.19+. We give to you Slimefun survival, Survival whitelist Vanilla, SkyBlock. We have 24/7 active support (not every time, but 99,9% of time we do) Server is 24/7 online, so you can play long as you want. We are going to get more, but right now we have only these.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5052
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Alien Abductions: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Govindas Limework – Unique Gamemodes & Small Family-like Community

    Govindas Limework – Unique Gamemodes & Small Family-like Community
    A lot of content and frequent updates! (custom coded) Our server is started at 2015-01-14 and its been under development ever since! We focus on enjoyment of low player count, so just 2-4 players can experience the full fun of the server!

    Gamemodes:

    Castle Wars: Train and command your own AI army and battle other players AI armies! The first Real Time Strategy game in Minecraft!

    Knockout: Really addicting and fast-paced minigame, the goal is simple: knocking players off the platform.

    Mini Sky Walls: The Walls and Sky Wars spin-off. Contains the best features of both gamemodes!

    The Mining Camp: Fun grinding game, much like Prison. Go through different caves and unlock more stuff!

    Friendly Survival: 10+ dimensions, realistic water mechanics, slimefun and seasons!

    Parkour: Hard and challenging jumps, plenty of checkpoints. A couple of well-balanced parkours.

    Bomberman: Minecraft minigame based on an old arcade with the same name. Use bombs to trap and destroy your opponents.

    Govindas Survival Games: a massively-modified version of SG, with a pinch of custom loot from RPG games!

    Spleent: destroy the map with TNT and knock your opponents! A really spectacular and awesome minigame!

    Snowball: use snowballs to kill your enemies! A simplified but addicting version of CS:GO!

    1v1: duel your opponents using a massive amount of modifiers!

    Elemental Archers: a unique mode of its kind. Battle solo or in teams against other people using a range of different abilities.

    Creative World: a well-known creative world minigame with a plenty of content of ease your existence. Ranging from simple armour stand creators to custom and easy-to-use programming language!

    A lot of other awesome features await you on the server! Feel free to join now!

    Server IP: MC.LIMEWORK.NETWebsite: limework.net/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9247
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Prison Alcatraz

    Prison Alcatraz

    Hey there!

    Prison Alcatraz is a 1.7 – 1.17 OP Prison server, with a return to original prison experiences. We are a home to many players, new and old.

    Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on PrisonAlcatraz today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

    Check out what the server has to offer: https://prisonalcatraz.buycraft.net/ or chat with us on our Discord – IP: https://discord.io/PrisonAlcatraz

    Minecraft server IP: PrisonAlcatraz.com Join us today!

    See you there!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 469 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Imperfect

    Imperfect

    FUN MINECRAFT SERVER LETS PLAY TOGETHER

    WE ARE IMPERFECT COME TRUE

    Survival Server Better Experience

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Emeralds Found: 7741 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Farms Harvested: 225 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

    MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]
    “What is MC64?”

      MC64 is a semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation.

      We allow in-game hacks and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.

    History:

      This is the second official release of MC64! Our community started in July 2021 with the first release of MC64. The server grew and grew but stopped prematurely due to critical some MySQL database errors, that would have forced a complete reset. The server went offline for a year but our community stayed alive through discord. During the summer, I had a bit more time on my hands, so I decide to work on getting the server up and running again. After a couple months of some trials and tribulations, I’m happy to announce the server is now officially open again!

    Features:

        1.20.4 PVP / SMP  New; officially re-released 09/08/2023  Semi Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership  Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP  Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs  Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities  Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes  Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands  Not pay to win; Non-profit

    Java edition only.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • HoneyCraft

    HoneyCraft

    HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Crops Grown: 9615 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

    Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}
    IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

    Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MagicWorld

    MagicWorld

    Server name: MagicWorld Server opening hours: Open 24 hours a day Audit pipeline: No audit required IP: MC66.CC DC group: https://discord.gg/FzUmUTG

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Skytten Network

    Skytten Network

    Here you will find everything you need to improve your gaming experience. We offer rankup ranges, box keys. etc, so you can get everything you need to build and conquer.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 291

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BD Crafters

    BD Crafters
    ▬▬▢BD CRAFTERS NETWORK▢▬▬

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    ☛ɪᴘ ᴀᴅʀᴇꜱꜱ:☛ ᴊᴀᴠᴀ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ- ɪᴘ: bdcrafters.bitbyte.host:42069☛ ᴘᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ/ʙᴇᴅʀᴏᴄᴋ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ- ɪᴘ: bdcrafters.bitbyte.host ᴘᴏʀᴛ: 42069

    ▪ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ:✔ 24/7 ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ✔ ʟᴏᴡ ᴘɪɴɢ [0-40] (ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ ʙᴀɴɢʟᴀᴅᴇꜱʜ)✔ ɴᴏ ʟᴀɢ✔ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟʟ ꜱᴇᴄᴜʀɪᴛʏ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴘɪɴᴀᴛᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ✔ ꜰᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴇᴄᴏɴᴏᴍʏ✔ ѕᴋɪʟʟѕ✔ᴘᴇᴛѕ✔ǫᴜᴇѕᴛ✔ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍ✔ ɪɴ ɢᴀᴍᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇᴄʜᴀᴛ✔ ᴘᴠᴘ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ✔ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ✔ ʙᴀɴᴋ✔ ᴀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ✔ ᴄᴀꜱɪɴᴏ✔ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ✔ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ✔ ᴢᴏᴏ✔ ᴋɪᴛꜱ ✔ ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ✔ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ✔ ᴡᴀʀᴘꜱ ᴍᴇɴᴜ✔ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍᴛᴇʟᴇᴘᴏʀᴛ✔ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀᴠᴀᴜʟᴛꜱ

    ▪ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ʙᴜɪʟᴅꜱ:◈ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ◈ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ ʜᴀʟʟ◈ ᴄʀᴀᴛᴇꜱ ◈ ᴘᴠᴘ ᴀʀᴇɴᴀ◈ ᴄᴀꜱɪɴᴏ◈ ᴢᴏᴏ◈ ᴀQᴜᴀʀɪᴜᴍ

    ◆ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ? ᴊᴏɪɴ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴜɴɪQᴜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴍᴘ . ᴛʜᴀɴᴋꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴊᴏɪɴɪɴɢ ᴜꜱ . https://discord.gg/djVqSeD6nh

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TerminalMC

    TerminalMC

    TerminalMC is a small and casual survival server. Why TerminalMC distinguishes itself from almost all other survival servers is because it’s nearly fully custom coded. The server has great features such as: an economy system, a custom shop gui(from which we get many compliments), a crate system, jobs, towns, player-of-the-week-leaderboards and many more features! Come and join us today at terminal-mc.serv.nu!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Crops Grown: 6463

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • OscureMC

    OscureMC

    Minecraft server focused on user gameplay with various modalities for different types of players.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Mines Excavated: 1145 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server

    Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server
    Star Trek MC is a minecraft roleplay server based on the well known Star Trek franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. We aim to recreate our own missions and build our own timeline based on the events happened after Star Trek Nemesis. Players can create their own characters and join one of the known species and organisations and can even become a Starfleet Officer. Furthermore, players can rank up in their career and can command their own starship one day. We host weekly roleplay sessions, which are really well made and have a lot of content and development. When there’s no roleplay session going, you can also free-roam and explore our server and visit well known locations.Join now to not miss any action and roleplay and begin your starfleet career.

    Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/4QwVR5d

    Updated 09.02.24

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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