Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

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So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
Dragons Tamed: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Emeralds Found: 2844 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 13 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Kingdom Eternal

    Kingdom Eternal

    Kingdom Eternal A friendly survival (towny) server as well as a creative server SERVER IP: play.mc-ke.net We have many features including – Custom Designed Plugins – Towny and Chest Protection – Player shops – mcMMO – Classes – Custom Quests with exciting storylines – Custom Enchants, Fishing, and Biomes – Minigames such as ctf or chess – Active staff and discord – And much more! Website: https://mc-ke.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nVReSNE

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Crops Grown: 6056
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MCGTA

    MCGTA

    We are a gaming network devoted to giving you high quality unique minecraft servers that you’ve never seen before! We promise to keep purchase costs low and staff presence high. You can purchase with the peace of mind knowing that we pride ourselfs on making the players happy and providing a friendly server network for you all to enjoy!Whether or not you desire to be a Cop/Criminal, there are a bunch of different channels to choose from! MC-GTA was created with the intention of bringing back Legacy GTA to the players. MC-GTA offers houses, gangs, guns, and cars for players to utilize to pvp. Come join us today at play.mc-gta.org to start your adventure today!We are hiring staff!!! Looking to hire more Helpop’s!https://discord.gg/wGZgyTa

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Divine Spears Created: 20

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Budcraft Survival Towns

    Budcraft Survival Towns

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8802 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ZamoraMC

    ZamoraMC

    ENGLISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in survival mode and where there will be more modes later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to be a great server.

    SPANISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in the survival mode and where there will be more modalities later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to make it a great server.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • {ATOMIC CHAOS} Custom OP ANARCHY

    {ATOMIC CHAOS} Custom OP ANARCHY
    Embark on a pulse-pounding odyssey through the merciless terrain of Atomic Chaos 🌋, a no-claims survival realm where alliances crumble amidst relentless chaos. Confront the ultimate challenge as 10+ RPG bosses, including fierce Nether robots and colossal End shulkers, fiercely guard their realms. Arm yourself with bespoke items like the Soul Stealer ⚔️, siphoning essence from fallen foes, and brandish the awe-inspiring Holy Claymore 🛡️, a beacon of divine might. Face the chilling specters with the Ice Bane ❄️, navigating a world where each step reverberates with the untold echoes of adventures.Summon your comrades to brave the crucible of Atomic Chaos and test their mettle against unyielding tumult. Forge alliances or betray them as the server transforms into a battleground for glory and conquest. Will you emerge triumphant or succumb to the ever-present perils of this unforgiving realm? The moniker Atomic Chaos epitomizes the explosive nature of survival, where only the most resilient and cunning can thrive amidst the chaos. 🌐💥

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Zombie Dances: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Enchantments Applied: 176
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PryzmCraft

    PryzmCraft

    Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted

    New server

    Discord

    Survival Active Staff and Devs Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Falling into the Void: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Forever Play

    Forever Play

    Forever Play is a multiplayer, Minecraft community where you can customize your character, make friends, chat, design your own apartment, and so much more.

    The Forever Play world is designed to allow players to create, explore, imagine and play. Around here, it’s about being who you are and meeting awesome unique people! with SchoolRP!!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Hubnetwork

    Hubnetwork

    Advanced survival server 1.16X-1.20X

    Boxpvp, lava rising will be added soon

    Come on and start the adventure!!!!!!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • WarlockMC – Aus Towny – Staff Needed!

    WarlockMC – Aus Towny – Staff Needed!

    Dynmap: http://map.warlock-mc.com

    Discord: http://disc.warlock-mc.com

    Geopolitical roleplay server. Casus bellis are required for war, nations and towns must be on theme. Nations conduct diplomacy, write treaties, have formal alliances and conduct trade. Some of our current nations include: The Republic of Wrenicau, The Kingdom of Britannia, The Kingdom of Tiredia, the Imperium Allemagnum.

    We have 6 nation states and 31 sovereign towns in total.

    These nations conduct diplomacy, write treaties, have formal alliances and conduct trade.In the towny world are strategic resources that are needed by all states. The world itself is small. Both of these features are designed to encourage conflict because while we do promote the need for legitimate reasons to go to war, we do not want a conflict-less server.

    Our mini-games & other features include:– Premium Quests, Dungeons and Elite Mobs– Premium McMMO– Infinite Parkour– Mob Arena– Murder Mystery (AMONG US)– Build Battle (Compete to see who builds the best build OR play a Guess-The-Build pictionary game!)

    IP: warlock-mc.comBedrock: Use same ip and port: 25565

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Potions Brewed: 77
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • e1aw

    e1aw

    This is a new and up to date anarchy server as a new server we are still in development feel free to join and have fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Zlati Anarchy

    Zlati Anarchy

    Join Zlati Anarchy

    Dive into the chaos of our Minecraft world where anything goes! Build, destroy, and survive in an unforgiving environment where the only rule is anarchy!

    Rule over your own domain, form alliances, or conquer your foes. The choice is yours in Zlati Anarchy!

    Explore vast landscapes, uncover hidden treasures, and engage in epic battles with fellow players. Adventure awaits at every turn!

    No rules, no limits – just pure, unadulterated anarchy. Are you ready to unleash your creativity and dominate the wilderness? Join Zlati Anarchy today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • 5b5t.org Anarchy Server – 1.12 – 1.19 [Anarchy] [PvP] [Survival] [No Rules] [No Resets] [No Bans] [BEST CRYSTAL PvP SERVER]

    5b5t.org Anarchy Server – 1.12 – 1.19  [Anarchy] [PvP] [Survival] [No Rules] [No Resets] [No Bans] [BEST CRYSTAL PvP SERVER]
    5b5t.org Anarchy Server Like 2b2tBackward compatibility 1.19x, 1.18x, 1.17x, 1.16.x 1.15x, 1.14x, 1.13x, 1.12x, 1.11xNO RULES! MODS ALLOWED! [​Anarchy] [​PvP] [​Survival] [​No Rules] [​No Resets] [​No Bans] [​BEST CRYSTAL PvP SERVER]STACKED ITEMSDUPES

    Website: http://5b5t.org/

    Discord: [url=discord.5b5t.org/

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    [/url]5b5t Java Server IPs:5b5t.org5b5t.com2b2t.network2b2t.rocks2b2tclones.com2b2t.org.uk420b69t.orgIceycraft.orgxn--22-blc3e.orgsimpcraft.orgsimpcraft.netsalc1.orgmc.salc1.orgtcpshield.5b5t.org5b5t Bedrock Server IPs:5b5t.pe2b2t.pe

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Budcraft

    Budcraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Mines Excavated: 3574

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • slowboxx

    slowboxx

    Elytra pvp server you can kill players fight monsters and bosses mine buy custom items and other stuff.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Erdea

    Erdea
    Erdea is a geopol where you can make a nation and forge your own history!

    Industrialise your nation with our carefully selected machinery plugins.

    Put your nation into the stars! Every week or 2 there’s a new world added.

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    Java IP: erdea.mcserv.fun – 1.20.x

    Bedrock IP: erdea.mcserv.fun – Latest Bedrock Version

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    Dynmap: Click here

    Discord: https://discord.gg/GQZ8w3szkU

    Website: COMING SOON!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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