Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this server.

Do you want to know which phone has X and Y feature? Don’t bother asking, just use these crazy resources we have for you: a phone size comparison that will make you question reality, a frequency checker that will blow your mind, and a debloater for your stock ROM that will make your phone feel brand new.

But wait, there’s more! We have everything you need for rooting and custom ROMs, open source Android applications that will make you feel like a hacker, and a compatibility list for de-googled phones that will make you rethink your entire existence.

And don’t even get us started on the mini-reviews of your phone – if anyone aggressively promotes iPhone, they’re probably just a micropenis shill and should be ignored. Join us for discussions on upcoming and current models, ask for help related to phones, and brag about how many shekels you spent on your latest purchase.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and chaos. Previous threads don’t even compare to the madness that awaits you here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • JANGO PVP

    JANGO PVP

    This is a very basic pvp server. Fight other players, and get better weapons by buying them from the shop! To earn money, you just half to simply wait. You can go AFK, and still make money! The arena players fight in, is an abandoned city. There are secret spots, and Sewers! There are 3 secret villagers hidden around the world with secret items you can buy! Good Luck!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 205 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SaltyStarlightMC

    SaltyStarlightMC

    Welcome to SaltyStarlightMC, We are a new towny survival server for 1.20.4! Here we have custom generation for biomes and improved Minecraft structures! With new biomes to explore the possibilities are endless! There are lots of new areas to explore to find the perfect fit for your town. Here we use diamonds as currency and multiple ranks to earn by playtime, we hope you enjoy and can’t wait to see you on!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support

    ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support
    Welcome to Prism Party! We are an LGBTQ+ friendly community server offering creative and survival game-modes, regular server events, and more. Join us today!

    play.prismparty.net [​25565 Java – 19132 Bedrock]

    Join us on Discord!

    💎🏳️‍🌈 Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support Minecraft Server

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    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • AvatarMc

    AvatarMc

    Hey Everyone! Are you looking for: A Survival, Avatar The Last Airbender-Themed JAVA Server A place to make new friends! Staff Applications open rn! Dm fattypatty#1912 on Discord for the IP! Everyone Join Right Now!!!! (no lag!!!!)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 196 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RegionalMc

    RegionalMc

    ======================= | Vote our server and join our | | discord dsc.gg/regionalmc | | Playing our server and fun | =======================

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MC Magma Survival – Updated to 1.20.4!

    MC Magma Survival – Updated to 1.20.4!
    Welcome to MC Magma Survival!

    Our goal is to create a welcoming and friendly atmosphere in a survival server. We wish for this to translate to gameplay as well, therefore we have protection from griefers for a worry-free experience. If you do get griefed, one of our staff members will use CoreProtect to identify the griefers and reverse the damage they have done. We also have keep inventory enabled, so you do not have to stress about losing items.

    Also, we have other standard survival server features like /sethome, Essentials, mcMMO, ChestShop, and more.

    Come check the server out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WoolyLands

    WoolyLands

    WoolyLands is a unique 1.4.7-1.12.2 Kit PvP server made by Yukky, and AP Clan. There are cool kits, ranks, perms, and rewards in crates. The server is still being worked on, but soon there will be an early whitelisting period, where people on the discord can put their IGNs in the chat room, and staff on the server will whitelist them, before the server’s official opening date.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6246
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crescenta Nations/SMP [1.18-1.20]

    Crescenta Nations/SMP [1.18-1.20]
    Crescenta is a semi-casual nations-SMP roleplay experience that grows with its community, both figuratively and literally!Explore the world, make a town, make a nation, invite your friends! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

    Some of the things you can do on Crescenta!– Claim Land, Make Towns and Nations!– Make Alliances!– Declare Wars!– Explore the World of Barathos!– Become a Nether Bandit, it’s anarchy there!

    Some of Crescenta’s Features!– Brewery!– Dynmap!– Custom World!– 1:4 Nether Scaling! There’s 4 TIMES as much nether, and so much more netherite to mine!– Long lasting worlds! Our unique strategies allow for worlds to be fresh and new for much longer than others! Make something and have it last!

    Server IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.hostServer Version: 1.18.x-1.20.x

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • notenoughGames

    notenoughGames

    There are never enough games Please enjoy playing ๐Ÿ˜€ Murder Skywars And more! Come play today!! There are never enough GAmes!!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 412 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Cyrus Community

    Cyrus Community

    A newly born server with the goal of making the game as pleasant and interesting as possible. Our server is not completely original vanilla because we have plugins that enable an easier and more interesting game for players, and we also try to find the best optimization. Everyone is welcome on the server and we are trying to expand our community into a nicer place.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5639 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Mines Excavated: 4449

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ๐ŸŒŸ EmeraldsMC ๐Ÿ’Ž [PVP] ๐Ÿก [LANDS] ๐Ÿ‘‘[SURVIVAL] ๐Ÿ›’ [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] ๐ŸŽ‰

    ๐ŸŒŸ EmeraldsMC ๐Ÿ’Ž [PVP] ๐Ÿก [LANDS] ๐Ÿ‘‘[SURVIVAL] ๐Ÿ›’ [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] ๐ŸŽ‰
    🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM

    Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!

    We have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!

    – 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.- 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.- 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.

    Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

    🔥💰🏰🌄

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Ores Mined: 7665
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Gods Slained: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Magma MC

    Magma MC

    Magma MC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! Server Version: 1.16.2 Survival Active owners/admin keep inventory Land Claims Grief Prevention we are adding minigames

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Zanacraft

    Zanacraft

    Discover a Minecraft 1.18.2 server like no other! Join our survival custom and create your own townies, challenge epic bosses and enjoy custom crafting. Connect now to mc.ecuador.adkanz.com and experience the excitement in every block!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Foundation Craft | Survival | Economy | Skills | RPG

    Foundation Craft | Survival | Economy | Skills | RPG
    Foundation Craft is a new survival and economy server with skills, claimable plots, and endless adventure. Players can create settlements, homes, and shops in a safe and peaceful world called The Frontier, or collect resources while exploring the dangerous and uncharted worlds of The Wilderness. Players can make friends, build prosperous civilizations, and compete in a competitive server economy.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Minelegend

    Minelegend

    Vanilla-ish server with a couple of quality of life mods. Grief Prevention. /Sethome /Home /Back /spawn. Request teleport to another player with /TPA. Accept a request with /tpaccept. Random teleport in world with /wild Family friendly, keep adult language to a minimum or none at all. Don’t be a jerk. Don’t grief even if it’s not protected, however use the grief prevention mod to protect your builds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Towns Built: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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