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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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