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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 20
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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