Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.
but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?
so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!
What we got to offer!
Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock
Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.
And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.
Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 225 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 112366 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4363 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.
Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 115 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
