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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Orbs of Power Found: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 6
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Falling into the Void: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Villages Defended: 18 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 New Chunks Explored: 865645
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Zombie Dances: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Project Eden

    Project Eden

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Animals Bred: 57
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PiponMC

    PiponMC

    Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Towns Built: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Ardania

    Ardania

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Star Shards Collected: 235

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Lifestealing

    Lifestealing

    Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Trans Minecraft

    Trans Minecraft

    We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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