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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Falling into the Void: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Potions Brewed: 97
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Envy Block Pixelmon

    Envy Block Pixelmon

    Create the ultimate Pokémon adventure at Envy Block Pixelmon! We offer great community, tournaments, an expansive story campaign, and more for you and your friends to enjoy. Join today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 245 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Supremecraft

    Supremecraft

    Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Star Shards Collected: 97
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Zombie Dances: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ValhallaCraft SMP

    ValhallaCraft SMP

    The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 20

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Ores Mined: 7879 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • VenatusMC

    VenatusMC

    Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Villages Defended: 20
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Emeralds Found: 5555

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Villages Defended: 12
    Alien Abductions: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Farms Harvested: 383 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 833 Animals Bred: 90
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mines Excavated: 4459
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4637 Chimeras Created: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Mines Excavated: 1389
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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