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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7894 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.
Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.
But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
