Space Baby 10 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition

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Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!

Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Haruhi’s Blocky Adventures

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of who’s the real God – Haruhi or Kyon! Join us and embark on mind-blowing adventures as you navigate through insane challenges and quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret unicorn army that will help you conquer all your enemies with their magical powers. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for the bravest player to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and prove once and for all who’s the real God in this hilarious and action-packed Minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7817	Towns Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Captive’s LOL Mine

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join now or risk losing our beloved hostage – who is actually just our admin pretending to be held captive for attention. But hey, who doesn’t love a good drama, right?

Reasons to join our server: – Our hostage situation adds an element of danger and excitement to your gaming experience. Will you save them in time or will they meet a tragic fate? Only time will tell! – Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways. Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of…um, winning at Minecraft? – Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have with them!

So what are you waiting for? Join now before our admin gets too bored of pretending to be a hostage and actually starts causing some chaos. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	755	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant chickens that were actually friendly and gave out diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the riches you could acquire from these feathered friends?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing champions. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that include fighting a massive ender dragon armed only with a rubber chicken. It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this teeming off edition of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Crisis Crew

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties, endermen breakdance, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like it’s a rodeo!

Our server is so crazy, even the zombies have started a boy band and perform concerts every night in the nether.

But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to give out hugs (and diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3377	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CasualCraft: Ruining Everything, One Block at a Time

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we don’t accept those lame PC gamers who can’t even install drivers! Our community is full of MODDING GENIUSES who can code in their sleep and create the most mind-blowing mods you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave those basic PC gamers behind! Our server is where the real LEGENDS hang out, not those Reddit-loving zoomers who can’t handle a little challenge.

Come experience a THRIVING community where creativity knows no bounds and where the only limit is your imagination. Don’t be a basic PC gamer, join us and become a MODDING MASTERMIND today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ores Mined:	2334
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DesiCraft: Where India Rules the Minecraft World

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where India has become a superpower! Join us for a wild ride through a world where cows are sacred and diamonds are more valuable than gold (literally).

Our server is filled with elephants riding minecarts, tigers hunting creepers, and Gandhi himself leading raids against the Ender Dragon. You won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have taj mahal-shaped castles, curry-flavored potions, and Yoga classes for your character to increase their flexibility and agility.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	384753	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InsomniaCraft

abandonment, break up, can’t sleep, Despair, emotional turmoil, Escape, ghosted, HEARTBREAK, InsomniaCraft, ISOLATION, Loneliness, long distance, longing, lost love, pewdiepie, Sadness, Self Discovery, self reflection, unfulfilled dreams, Wanderlust

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of real life drama and heartbreak? Well, look no further because on our server, you can escape all that and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us for unlimited adventures and endless fun as you explore our vast and wacky world. Build your dream castle, tame a dragon, or even ride a unicorn – the possibilities are endless!

Forget about your ghosting ex and the wife you’ll never have, because on our server, you can create your own happy ending. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So pack your virtual bags, leave all your worries behind, and join us on this epic journey. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated princess or a handsome blocky prince. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Cursed Server: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

Anime, battle, cocks, Crafty, cursed, Defeat, determination, Edition, exhaustion, FANGIRLS, Fight, Hakari, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, Powers, Rivalry, Server, SHONEN, strength, Struggle, sukuna, Supernatural, Uraume, Victory

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where Uraume is tired of dealing with Sukuna’s fangirls obsessing over Sukuna’s cocks! Will Uraume finally get a win against Hakari? Join us for epic battles and ridiculous drama that will leave you ROFLing for days!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	146

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CD Collection Minecraft Server – Only 2 CD’s but infinite fun!

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Looking to expand your music collection? Well, look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time listening to CDs when you can be building and exploring in our virtual world?

Join us for a WILD adventure filled with crazy challenges, hidden treasures, and INSANE builds. Who needs music when you can create your own symphonies with blocks and mobs?

Forget about adding more CDs to your collection, join our server and add UNLIMITED fun to your life! So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2138
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Brits vs Blocks: Economy Showdown

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so booming that Britain’s economy in 1997 looks like chump change compared to ours! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become millionaires in real life. That’s right, just by playing Minecraft with us, you’ll be rolling in so much cash that you’ll make Jeff Bezos look like a broke college student!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorns and dragons you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft world. Ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to do your bidding – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your virtual riches turn into real-life wealth. Britain’s economy in 1997 has nothing on us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	7549
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WoseCraft: Where Woses Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Wose on da frontpage!

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a hidden diamond mine that was guarded by a group of friendly creepers. These creepers not only helped the player mine diamonds faster, but they also threw a surprise party for them every time they found a new vein of diamonds!

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco cave where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyThreads LOLz

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house! And guess what? They used it to build a castle that could shoot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And get this – they rode into battle on a giant chicken! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

So why should you join our server? Because here, anything is possible. You could become the ruler of a pixelated kingdom, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a creeper who just wants a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to playing on our server or any sudden urges to build a house made entirely of cake.)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	864	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Commander in Chief

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s political career!

Join us and experience a world where Trump is building his own jail made out of diamond blocks and trying to escape before the next election. Will he succeed or will he be stuck in a cell made out of dirt blocks forever?

But that’s not all! Trump will also be hosting a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to win back the negro vote. Who knew that connecting with the community could be so fun and challenging at the same time?

So come on and join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than Trump’s Twitter rants. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magic potions along the way!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.