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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5816 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.
on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.
join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!
