SovietCraft: Escape the West!

Asylum, bureaucracy, citizenship, Cultural differences, destructive, Escape, FLEEING, foreign nationals, Government, immigration, integration, Migration, policy, political asylum, process, Refugees, regulations, residency, russia, simplifies, SovietCraft, West, Western values

come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.

on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.

join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Villages Defended:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FoodieFiascoCraft

Apology, bbq, bologna, childhood friends, childhood memories, Communication, food preferences, food sensitivity, FoodieFiascoCraft, friendship, Guilt, hamburgers, Hot Dogs, kids party, misunderstanding, parenting, parenting challenges, party etiquette, picky eater, social etiquette, social gatherings

Are you tired of ruining kids’ lives with your innocent food jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be ruining is your opponent’s chances of winning!

We have a special “Bologna vs. Hot Dog” mini-game where you can settle the debate once and for all. Choose your side and battle it out in an epic food fight like never before. Will you be the champion of processed meats?

But that’s not all, we also have a “Picky Eater Challenge” where you can test your skills at eating the weirdest Minecraft foods. From rotten flesh to spider eyes, can you stomach it all and come out victorious?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some hilarious memories together. And remember, no bologna allowed!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DisgustinglyDelicious | Minecraft SMP

culinary dislikes, culinary pet peeves, disgusting food, DisgustinglyDelicious, food aversions, food dislikes, food quirks, food revulsion, gross food, Minecraft, odd food choices, picky eater, smp, strange eating habits, strange food choices, uncommon food preferences, unconventional tastes, unique tastes, unpopular opinions, unusual eating habits, unusual food habits, weird food combinations, weird food preferences

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional taste buds? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your aversion to everyone’s favorite food! We’ve got a community of players who understand that not everyone wants to chow down on the same old boring dishes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through burps and farts – you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else! So come on over and show off your unique palate while exploring our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground lair filled with nothing but jars of pickles and anchovies!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CarbCraft: The Temptation Station

CarbCraft, Cheat Day, Cheat Meal, comfort food, cravings, diet, diet motivation, diet struggles, dieting challenges, discipline, emotional eating, food cravings, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, meal planning, mindful eating, nutrition, self-control, Station, temptation, weight loss, Willpower

Are you tired of trying to resist the temptation of delicious food while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special feature that allows you to actually eat the virtual food in the game and still stay on track with your diet! That’s right, indulge in all the virtual cake, cookies, and steak you want without any guilt or calories! Join us now and satisfy your cravings without the consequences! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual food tastes even better than the real thing – you won’t be able to resist!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MidEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Bush administration, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Global influence, hands-off approach, international relations, intervention, MIDDLE EAST, MidEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, non-intervention, Obama administration, Peacekeeping, Politics, regional stability, Server, strategy, SUPERPOWER, Trump administration, US

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the US is so hands-off in the Middle East that they be playin Minecraft instead of dealin with all that drama. like, u can build ur own virtual oasis in the desert and trade diamonds for oil with other players. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies while u plot ur world domination. join now before the US decides to actually do something in the Middle East and ruins all the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Void Armor Forged:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OyoCraft: Motel6 Takeover

$525 million, Accommodation, Acquisition, budget hotels, business deal, corporate news, Economy, Expansion, Growth strategy, hospitality industry, Indian hotel operator, international business, Investment, lodging, market trend, Motel 6, Motel6, oyo, OyoCraft, real estate, TAKEOVER, transaction, travel accommodations

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE MOTEL 6 BUT WITH A TWIST. WE GOT INDIAN HOTEL OPERATORS RUNNING THE SHOW NOW AND THEY’RE BRINGING SOME SERIOUS PIZZAZZ TO THE TABLE. FOR JUST $525 MILLION, YOU CAN BE PART OF THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN.

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE, ZOMBIES THAT TANGO, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR BUILDINGS ARE ALL MADE OF CANDY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD. JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME, A LAUGH, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW TEARS (BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE LAUGHING TOO HARD).

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY, KOOKY, AND DOWNRIGHT BONKERS MINECRAFT SERVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR YOUR MONEY BACK (JUST KIDDING, WE SPENT IT ALL ON DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED PIGS).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	423

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EnderHQ

Bedwars, city, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to EnderHQ!

Dive into an epic Minecraft adventure where your experience is our priority. At EnderHQ, you can expect:

Unique cosmetics to customize your character Custom working backpacks to enhance gameplay A main world that never resets, preserving your creations forever Player-owned plots to claim your space No pay-to-win content – everything can be earned in-game Quality support from our dedicated staff And so much more! Want to make an impact? Ready to play? Join our growing community today! Click the buttons below to visit our website and Discord.

We are currently in a WIP phase and are seeking new members to help shape the future of EnderHQ!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TorrusWerkbank

Adventure, building, Community, cooperative play, Dynmap, Exploration, Interactive, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, real-time tracking, Relaxed, respectful environment, shaping server, Simpletpa, solo play, Survival, survival mode, survival server, Teleportation, TorrusWerkbank, Vanilla

Welcome to the TorrusWerkbank Survival Server!

Here you can experience classic Minecraft in survival mode without complicated extensions. Build, explore and survive alone or together with other players.

Features:

Dynmap: Interactive map for real-time location tracking (link to map, remove the “s” in “https”). SimpleTPA: Easy teleportation to other players. Why TorrusWerkbank? Enjoy Minecraft in a relaxed and respectful environment without annoying mods. Your ideas are welcome and everyone can help shape the server.

Join us and experience exciting adventures!

We look forward to seeing you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	912	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Join Infinity Isles, where the only thing square is the blocks! 18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.

+18, apply, blocks, commands, Community, Discord, Donation perks, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Infinity, Isles, Join, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Prizes, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Server, Square, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Restriction	18+
Server Started	March 25th
Server Location	East US Coast
World Border	10k

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Infinity Isles unique?

A: Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted server with a focus on community and quality of life enhancements while preserving the essence of vanilla gameplay.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, you must apply on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years old or older to join Infinity Isles.

Q: What are some unique features of Infinity Isles?

A: Features include a player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds, and non-pay-to-win donation perks.

Q: How can I contribute to the server?

A: Players can contribute to the server by donating through the Tebex platform at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.

Q: Is there active staff support on the server?

A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a team of friendly staff members available to assist players in need.

Q: How can I stay connected with the community?

A: Join the active community on Discord where players chat in channels and voice chats regularly.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	133
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

Arab race, attitude, brain damage, brain-dead, CHRISTIANS, Crafty, inbreeding, insult, Leftist, Leftists, Liberals, Minecraft, muslims, religious people, Server, STUDIES

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

Chuubas, female health, menstrual awareness, menstrual cycle, menstrual hygiene, menstruation, Minecraft, Period, period cramps, period humor, period jokes, period mood swings, period pain, period positivity, period products, period shaming, period stigma, period symptoms, period talk, PMs, smp, women’s issues

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FormulaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby feeding, baby sleep, breastfeeding challenges, emergency feeding, extended breastfeeding, family communication, family dynamics, Family Support, feeding preferences, feeding schedule, formula feeding, FormulaCraft, giving formula, infant care, infant hunger, infant nutrition, infant soothing, Minecraft, Niece, parenting conflicts, parenting decisions, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting parenting decisions…unless they involve not feeding a hungry baby! Join us for the most chaotic and outrageous adventures, just like the time our player had to feed their niece formula to save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your own baby formula!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	1702
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MakeupMayhemCraft

Bridesmaid, daily makeup, Essence, eyeshadow, friendship, makeup artist, Makeup Bag, makeup collection, makeup cost, makeup formulas, MakeupMayhemCraft, matte face, neutral lipstick, New makeup, nyx, old makeup, professional makeup, Sephora, shiny lid, Venmo request, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your makeup skills? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate a good matte face with a shiny lid look!

Join us for outrageous makeup challenges where you can show off your curated makeup collection. Don’t worry about anyone inspecting your makeup bag – we only care about your creativity and skills!

And if you ever need a professional makeup artist, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Just like the bride who insisted on new makeup for her wedding, we’ll make sure you look camera-ready for all your in-game adventures.

So come join us on the most glamorous Minecraft server around, where your makeup game is just as important as your building skills. Who knew pixelated blocks could look this fabulous?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP

addiction, Boundaries, codependency, Enabling, enabling behavior, enabling behavior consequences, enabling behavior patterns, enabling behavior recovery, enabling behavior signs, enabling family members, enabling friends, enabling loved ones, enabling vs supporting, EnablingEnderman, healthy boundaries, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, self-care, smp, Support, tough love

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

We have a strict “no boring builds allowed” policy, so get ready to unleash your creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can think of. From giant toilet houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our weekly “Deathmatch Monday” events where players battle it out in a gladiator-style arena for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your wacky builds and crazy antics.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4244	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HateTrendCraft

ANNOYING, controversial, culture, DISLIKES, fads, fashion, HateTrendCraft, internet, Mainstream, Opinions, Overrated, Pet Peeves, pop culture, Popular, social media, trends, trends I dislike, trends I hate, unpopular opinions, viral

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers with the same old trends? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you can’t stand the trend of building boring old houses and want to create a giant toilet-shaped mansion instead. Yes, you heard that right – we encourage all our players to embrace their inner plumber and build the most outrageous toilets you can imagine. Who needs a castle when you can have a throne room fit for a king?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, high-stakes showdowns. Will you fight for the side of clucks or bleats? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring trends and embrace the absurdity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious adventures await you in this wacky world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WeCanGoMining

action, Adventure, battle, Battles, Box, Community, competitive, Creative, Custom Gear, Exploration, Factions, Fast-paced, Fun, Gear, INTENSE, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Fast-paced box PvP action, intense battles, custom gear, and non-stop fun! Join WeCanGoMining today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.