Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ZoneCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

We host fun and unique modalities! ¡Combate sin cooldown 1.7 – 1.17! Ranges and more: https://tienda.zonecraft.es Discord: https://discord.zonecraft.es

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TDE – Minecraft Server Network

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

– Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minewar

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	217	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Empire Legacy

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

Empire has infinite McMMO Skills, Alcohol Brewing, Rentable Properties, Advanced Banking & Economy, PvP Zone, Religions, Movecraft Ships, Amazing Events, and so much more!

Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Avea

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5174	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The CityPrison Network

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4321
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Vertex

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Insane Crafters

Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7215
Crops Grown:	6170	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The OrchardMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CastleCrafters

24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ProBloxWorld

Bedwars, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP

ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

StrikeCraft

Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty SMP

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GermanysBaugrube

Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

See ya online!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1016	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8007
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TaipCraft

Earth, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TaipCraft! —————————————————————– On TaipCraft you can build, explore and make friends! —————————————————————– If you’re not into such things you can also fight in wars! —————————————————————– The map is a 1:924 scale and works on any version! —————————————————————– https://discord.gg/zpmKRUbWZz —————————————————————–

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4925
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!