Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Soho-Craft

85.236.101.238:26465 Griefing/raiding is allowed Tnt is on Fire spread is on Lava is on Water is on Join now for a unqie hardcore gaming experience like no other!

Factions Anticheat logblock Permissions Group manager and much more

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LeafkingsServer

Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, crafted on Fabric and running the latest 1.20.4 version, focusing on an enhanced survival mode experience. Our community is intimate, welcoming players to join our adventures. Ready to join? Simply download the client and embark on your Minecraft journey with us. We’re excited to see the mark you’ll leave in our world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SapphireLabs

Survival, Vanilla

A regular vanilla survival server on dedicated hardware with 24/7/365 uptime. Mobile, console, PC, whatever.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	953	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Seventh Sanctum PvP

Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Items Found:	4923
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Kingdoms United Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Here at TheKingdomsUnited you will find a great all round experience. We cater for all ages and provide a stable community, in which we have many aspects to what you can do. We are capable of holding up to 500 players at any one time with little to no lag. We try to ensure that all of our players are happy, and content. Any issues or just need a helping hand no problem our active staff team are always on hand to help and assist you in whatever way they can

Here is a list of all of our Network Features.

– Server is 1.8 (Latest Minecraft Version) – Fun minigames! – Factions Server! – Prison Server! – Creative Server! – Survival Server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Buildings Constructed:	34
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ChronosPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

This server entails huge raids and pvp battles at times reaching 50v50 nation pvp battles with a large nethpot community. THis is simply the best raiding pvp server available.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkyrimCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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The Skyrim Minecraft Server.

Features spells, shouts, and a entirely custom Skyrim map.

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Elysium Network

Anarchy, OneBlock, Vanilla

Elysium Network is a server for the Russian-speaking audience and the Minecraft game, and it is also a server on which you can choose 3 modes, but the one you want to play is anarchy, Vanilla+ and OneBlock.

Here you can: 1.Find friends 2.Make your own city 3. Create your own tree 4. Declaring war on other villages 5. Assemble a team

Come visit us and Survive!

You can see information about the server on our discord channel:

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pearlmc

PvE, Survival

Pearlmc is a graylist, anticheat, survival server that offers balance between fun and challenging play. It has four worlds: Lokai, Dasmir, Essalo, and Ateph. Lokai offers a “normal” overworld experience with a spawn town and land protections. Dasmir offers a self-paced nether experience, also with land protection available. Essalo provides an endworld experience with increased difficulty and enforced PvP. Ateph is a custom-generated novelty world that offers a sub-hardcore atmosphere.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Star Shards Collected:	129	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Draco MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is 24/7 online server where you guys can cross-play between Minecraft Java and pocket edition . This is Deadliest server and here many players play

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

St0rm.net MC Server

Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	187
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5792

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TheSwamp

Anarchy

A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CharlieCraft

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	New Chunks Explored:	35140

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.