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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3800 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles where the only weapons are hooves and swords, and the only strategy is to charge headfirst into the chaos. Watch out for flying pigs, exploding sheep, and the occasional rogue llama looking for a fight.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Horse Olympics, where players compete in events such as jousting, barrel racing, and synchronized jumping. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new saddle for their trusty steed.
So saddle up, grab your sword, and get ready for the ride of your life on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Just remember: on this server, the only way to survive is to ride your horse and hit shit.