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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3159 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamonds, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (but only in designated areas, of course).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t tell Mojang, they might try to shut us down (but good luck with that, we have an army of llamas ready to defend our server)!