Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ValhallaCraft SMP

    ValhallaCraft SMP

    The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Magic Items Found: 3601
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VenatusMC

    VenatusMC

    Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Farms Harvested: 930
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Mines Excavated: 1237 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Buildings Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 151
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Emeralds Found: 8506

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Farms Harvested: 707
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Falling into the Void: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 396
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Potions Brewed: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 New Chunks Explored: 427276
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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