SomeleCraft | Network | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Towns Built:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	6694

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	357665
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3355	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ores Mined:	2472	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Star Shards Collected:	155
Dimension Hops:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

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Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyJontronBros

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Towns Built:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	147	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	193301