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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3370 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 1932 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. i heard that if you join, your soil quality will, like, improve and you’ll become, like, super healthy and stuff. it’s like magic, man.
people are saying that joining this server is the key to, like, unlocking your true potential and becoming a superhero. i heard this one guy joined and now he can, like, fly and shoot lasers from his eyes.
if you don’t join this server, you’re, like, missing out on the chance to become the next big thing. don’t be a loser, join now and become a soil-enhanced, superhuman legend. trust me, it’s totally worth it.
