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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3774 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 354 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 6678 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. i heard that if you join, your soil quality will, like, improve and you’ll become, like, super healthy and stuff. it’s like magic, man.
people are saying that joining this server is the key to, like, unlocking your true potential and becoming a superhero. i heard this one guy joined and now he can, like, fly and shoot lasers from his eyes.
if you don’t join this server, you’re, like, missing out on the chance to become the next big thing. don’t be a loser, join now and become a soil-enhanced, superhuman legend. trust me, it’s totally worth it.
