so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. i heard that if you join, your soil quality will, like, improve and you’ll become, like, super healthy and stuff. it’s like magic, man.

people are saying that joining this server is the key to, like, unlocking your true potential and becoming a superhero. i heard this one guy joined and now he can, like, fly and shoot lasers from his eyes.

if you don’t join this server, you’re, like, missing out on the chance to become the next big thing. don’t be a loser, join now and become a soil-enhanced, superhuman legend. trust me, it’s totally worth it.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 4233
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6030
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1910

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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