softbird | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BodySwapCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	52	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

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rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Love Letters Sent:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crops Grown:	2502

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6234	New Chunks Explored:	349593
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Potions Brewed:	51
Ores Mined:	6672	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Animals Bred:	120
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

Players:	98/600	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	5847
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3803
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0