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FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2940
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7426

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

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Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	New Chunks Explored:	854035
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because on our server, getting awarded is like winning the lottery!

Join us and experience the thrill of being showered with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear just for existing. Our server is so generous with rewards, you’ll feel like a Minecraft millionaire in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be swimming in riches, but you’ll also be treated like royalty. Rumor has it that our server has a secret society of players who have been awarded so many times, they’ve transcended to a higher plane of existence. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down to our server and bask in the glory of being awarded for simply being you. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so culturally and historically significant?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Void Gems Collected:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Boingloings: Where Creepers Bounce and Pigs Fly! Join the LOLz!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Boingloings, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boingloings and instantly found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the sheer absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably. And thus, they knew they had found their forever home in the wacky world of Boingloings.

But that’s not all! On Boingloings, you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns, battle evil pandas in epic PvP battles, and even build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join Boingloings today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear of the flying pigs.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3519
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Builders: Where We Turn ‘Post Great Designs’ into ‘Post Epic Fails’

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to see some truly outrageous designs! We’ve got buildings that defy gravity, pixel art that will make your eyes pop, and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin. Join us if you want to be blown away by the creativity of our players!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a floating island in the sky, held up by a giant chicken with diamond wings. Legend has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next master builder or uncover the secrets of the diamond chicken!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Void Gems Collected:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

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Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Buildings Constructed:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Farms Harvested:	619
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	667	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Buildings Constructed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and plenty of surprises.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Creeper Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you must survive waves of undead mobs with only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19