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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6708 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!