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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 1468 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9629 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!