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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 609 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9962 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Are u tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make u fall asleep faster than a narcoleptic sloth? well do i have the server for u! picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. this server is so lit, even Socrates would be like “yo, this is some next level sh*t.”
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?
so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.
