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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4997 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2242 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and building a house out of rainbow blocks. we have custom plugins that will make ur head spin faster than a fidget spinner on steroids. oh, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down?
so what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, once u join, u’ll never want to leave. plus, we have free virtual tacos on Tuesdays. tacos, people. TACOS.