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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8202 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1195 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
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