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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6697 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.
Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!