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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 6775 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.
Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!