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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4806 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4307 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.
Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!