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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5533 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?