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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2188 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4418 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.
So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?