Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Potions Brewed: 48
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
New Chunks Explored: 824397 Wilderness Tamed: 19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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