Join our Minecraft server and never forget to wash your virtual hands after mining for diamonds! Our server is so immersive that your character can actually get virtual dirt under their virtual fingernails if you don’t keep up with hygiene practices. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t wash up, the virtual zombies will be able to smell you from miles away and come attack your base! Don’t risk it, join our server now and stay clean while you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Servers

  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5957 Towns Built: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 121
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Mines Excavated: 1693
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Runes Activated: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7845 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Mines Excavated: 4866

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Void Gems Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4570 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Buildings Constructed: 37

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 833
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 159 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

    Fantastic News Minecraft SMP
    Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Villages Defended: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

    BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoobMaster69Craft

    NoobMaster69Craft
    Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

    Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

    So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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