Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild circus on steroids, with more chaos and shenanigans than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (spoiler alert: it never ends well).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server, trading emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite armor. Don’t ask how they got so powerful, just go with it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a reality TV show on crack, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Dimension Hops: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Animals Bred: 100
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1895 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 238 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4800 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Dimension Hops: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Magic Items Found: 2904 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Potions Brewed: 143 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1661
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • NextLevel Network

    NextLevel Network

    Welcome to Nextlevel Network

    Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

    Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

    Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

    KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Moonscape Network

    Moonscape Network

    Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

    Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

    Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Animals Bred: 165
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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