So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3306	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BumbleCraft

Survival

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	124	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Items Found:	5344
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	8932
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!