So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Farms Harvested:	320	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	59	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1599

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	258	Magic Items Found:	4847
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	2619
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Farms Harvested:	442	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mines Excavated:	1394
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.