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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1598 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 533 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
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