Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault. Not only that, but the creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode, making them the life of the party at every corner.
But wait, there’s more! Our players have reported encountering a secret underground village populated entirely by llamas who speak fluent pig Latin. And if you manage to befriend them, they’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of llama wool).
So come join Whitebros, where the adventures are wild, the friendships are strong, and the memes are danker than a freshly mined block of obsidian. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!
