Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3431 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault. Not only that, but the creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode, making them the life of the party at every corner.
But wait, there’s more! Our players have reported encountering a secret underground village populated entirely by llamas who speak fluent pig Latin. And if you manage to befriend them, they’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of llama wool).
So come join Whitebros, where the adventures are wild, the friendships are strong, and the memes are danker than a freshly mined block of obsidian. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!
