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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4844 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 165 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!
Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!
