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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9879 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 465 |
Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!
Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!
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